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Thursday, 26 November 2009 09:05 |
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Friday, 17 April 2009 14:51 |
A large two-engine train was crossing America. After they had gone
some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the
engineer thought, and carried on at half power.
Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train
came to a standstill.
The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the
train had stopped, and made the following announcement:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The
bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here
for some time. The good news is that you decided to take the train
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Tuesday, 17 February 2009 07:34 |
My seven-year-old son asked me why I didn't have a boyfriend.
I was recovering from surgery and spent most of the day in bed.
I told him the TV was my boyfriend, he entertained me all the
time.
The TV set was old and would just shut itself off for no reason.
I'd give it a few hard whacks on the side and it would come
back on.
The pastor stopped by to check on my recovery and my son
answered the door. At that time I was trying to get the TV
to come back on. The pastor asked my son if I was busy.
My little one said, "No, sir, she is just in the bedroom
banging her boyfriend." |
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Friday, 17 April 2009 14:42 |
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He
handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back
in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached
a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the graded tests back out.
This student got back his test, his test grade, and $64 change. |
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Saturday, 06 December 2008 10:06 |
My next-door neighbor and I frequently borrow things from each other. Not long ago, when I requested his ladder, he told me he had lent it to his son.
Recalling a saying my grandmother used to repeat, I recited, "You should never lend anything to your kids, because you will never get it back."
With that, he responded, "Well, it's not even my ladder. It's my dad's." |
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