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Friday, 17 April 2009 14:51
A large two-engine train was crossing America. After they had gone
 some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the
 engineer thought, and carried on at half power.
 
 Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train
 came to a standstill.
 
 The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the
 train had stopped, and made the following announcement:
 
 "Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The
 bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here
 for some time. The good news is that you decided to take the train
 and not fly."
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